whats eurovision
once a year europe go together and fight a war but since we’re civilized people we don’t use weapons we send our worst singer to try and make the other countries deaf. we are forced into submission to vote on one of the other countries and the winner rules europe for the next year as the Supreme Commander Of Eurovision All Glory To Him/Her/Them
(via bethgoesmoo)
and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
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HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
(via ughimlazy)
so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway
(Source: ser-merlin-of-valyria, via bethgoesmoo)
eurovision drinking game: take a shot for every point your country gets
english rules: take a shot for every point your country didn’t get
now now we don’t want the entire british population to die from liver failure
(via bethgoesmoo)
